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Over the years members of my family have lived in country houses and houses of large cities. We lived in an apartment room and mobile homes of various descriptions. We lived in Canada's cold winters and hot summers in the south-west. Of course, most of us live happily in the deep South.

While on vacation, we stayed in hotels Ritzy (rarely) and motels Roach vile (sadly more common), but until recently, nobody in my family has never spent the night at Wal-Mart. Yes, the wife and I spent our first night in an RV parked in the parking outermost Wal-Mart.

RV Tip: Never travel in a small RV with someone you have not seen naked and does not bother me to see her naked again.

We were unable to get one of these 40 foot monsters, you see cruising the road towing a Jaguar. Not only are they too expensive for us, but we could not afford to drive this "thing". Have you noticed the price of gasoline lately? The idea of 80 gallons to fill up three dollars a gallon makes cold chills running through my back. I sold more than one car for less money than that.

RV Tip: Never stay in an RV that costs ten dollars and is managed by a man with more tattoos than teeth.

Now you can do my little RV that you can do in a house on a much smaller scale. The RV shower is one of the most ingenious. To give you an idea of the size, go outside near the garden hose and put your feet together. Bend over and draw a circle around you six inches from your feet. No portion of your body may extend beyond this line. Turn the hose on and hold above your head. See, you take a shower. In my shower, you can not actually bend, so you just use lots of soap on top and we hope it brings to your feet.

RVing Tip: Women who shop in the section Pals portly clothing stores should not try to take a shower in a 22-foot RV. The same goes for men who have not seen their belt buckle since college.

As I write this from an RV in Santa Rosa, New Mexico, Camp I just ate a meal prepared in the kitchen to provide recreational vehicles. Yes, a paper plate full of crackers and Vienna sausages washed down with Dr Pepper is on the ice in the refrigerator. Our refrigerator is operating on AC, DC or LP. That sounds good, but the freezer of an ice shelf is the only part that actually gets cold. The rest of the refrigerator is, at best, cool.

RV Tip: When spending the night at Wal-Mart is preparing to land at dawn. The Wal-Mart buyers to arrive early and seem a perverse pleasure out of slamming doors truck.

Yes, people who spend a hundred fifty thousand dollars or more by a camper will be far from a night in a parking lot of Wal-Mart to avoid paying twenty dollars for an RV camp, go figure.

But if you spend the night in a parking lot of Wal-Mart here are the rules:

Ask first.

Shop at Wal-Mart where you are parking.

Park in the designated area or the extent of the store as possible.

Be as unobtrusive as possible.

Do not throw chairs, tables or other camping goods.

Are you a parking, no camping.

One night and move forward.